Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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