ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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