I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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