Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
ok first of all what the fuck
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
