Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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