is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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