I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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