she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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