forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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