I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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