so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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