OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she peed on how many people?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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