So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
