Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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