I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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