the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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