There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
