Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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