now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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