awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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