We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It was confusing and full of hummus
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
We smell like vodka and hangover
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