yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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