Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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