The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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