Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
