dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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