Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i've created a new STD.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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