so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I need help removing her.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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