your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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