that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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