great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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