Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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