walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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