what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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