Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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