SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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