found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
...so i touched it.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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