D3 body, D1 cock
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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