he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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