Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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