somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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