quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Mom said you looked used
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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