Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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