Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Randomize
