Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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