How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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