Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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