4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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