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Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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