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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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