Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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