Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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