i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Help. Why am I so naked?
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