my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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