i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
where am i from again
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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