Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's shark week go big or go home
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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