If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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