Me too!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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