i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you made out with another girl for some wings
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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