Soap is not a condiment
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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