I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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